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Donna Paulsen ❥ not your mother ([personal profile] executiveassistant) wrote2011-07-02 01:43 pm

Somarium/Outdated ❥ Voicemail;

You've reached the voicemail of Donna Paulsen. I am currently unavailable, but if you leave your name and a brief description of what you need, I will get back to you just as soon as I can.

If you have business with Harvey Specter, please state your business, and I will get back to you sooner.

Thank you.

[Beep!]
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[personal profile] fixuplooksharp 2012-08-26 07:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Him remembering everything is suddenly a problem if we go back home. And his reasoning is because I'm not gay.
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[personal profile] fixuplooksharp 2012-08-26 07:47 pm (UTC)(link)
A bro refrains from using too much detail when relating sexual exploits to his bros.
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[personal profile] fixuplooksharp 2012-08-26 07:47 pm (UTC)(link)
It's better than that, Mike knows how to cockblock himself. It's a skill.
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[personal profile] fixuplooksharp 2012-08-26 08:05 pm (UTC)(link)
I nearly didn't.

[And if his past exploits are anything to go by, this is a first.]
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[personal profile] fixuplooksharp 2012-08-27 01:49 am (UTC)(link)
Nobody is allowed to have any sort of crisis in bed with Harvey Specter. Nobody.

[Can you tell it's an affront to his ego yet?]
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[personal profile] fixuplooksharp 2012-08-27 02:20 am (UTC)(link)
Well I was aiming to ruin sex for him. By being too awesome.