Somarium/Outdated ❥ Voicemail;

[executiveassistant]

You've reached the voicemail of Donna Paulsen. I am currently unavailable, but if you leave your name and a brief description of what you need, I will get back to you just as soon as I can.

If you have business with Harvey Specter, please state your business, and I will get back to you sooner.

Thank you.

[Beep!]

Comments

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[officepolitics]

donna can we have a house

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[executiveassistant]

Take it up with daddy.

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[executiveassistant]

I'm sorry, did I say I would be living with you?

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[officepolitics]

we're not?

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[executiveassistant]

[. . .]

Take it up with daddy.

[Ugh what is going on here.]

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[officepolitics]

but

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[officepolitics]

nevermind

also that's gross, harvey can't be a dad

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[executiveassistant]

And why's that?

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[officepolitics]

harvey + children = WHY WOULD YOU EVER

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[executiveassistant]

I didn't take it that far, you did. I take no responsibility for this.

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[officepolitics]

you led the horse to water, donna!!!

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[executiveassistant]

But I didn't force you to drink.

Look, next time you try to argue via metaphor, at least use a metaphor that doesn't go against your argument.

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[officepolitics]

either way we're both thinking of harvey as a dad right now aren't we?

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[executiveassistant]

No, you're thinking of Harvey as a dad. I'm thinking of horses.

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[officepolitics]

of all the things to focus on, you focus on that

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[executiveassistant]

Would you rather I ignore what you say, because I can do that too.

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[officepolitics]

first you kick me to the curb and then you leave me with horrible mental images, how could you!!!

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[executiveassistant]

Mike Ross are you yelling at me.

[through text.]

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[officepolitics]

no

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[officepolitics]

sorry

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[executiveassistant]

I'll get back to you on the living arrangements.

[ciao]

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[showmanship]

This is one Howard Stark requesting the kindness and generosity of Miss Paulsen to pick up her phone. Darling, we may or may not have to reschedule our dinner date depending on your answer to the following:

Would you care to come to a superhero's wedding?

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[executiveassistant]

[Oh. Well.

...

Superhero, huh.]

It's inventive, I'll give you that one. Do I get to know which superhero is getting hitched, then?

[that's. Pretty much a yes regardless.]

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[showmanship]

I wouldn't suggest calling anything inventive until you hear how this one got his powers-

But I would hope you're fond of Captain America or I might have to cut our love affair short. He's a personal friend of mine, you could say, and it wouldn't do to have a groomsmen without a lovely lady on his arm. Don't make me into that lonely chap, Prima Donna, I'm begging you.

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[executiveassistant]

[Captain America.

Seriously. Captain America is real and here and she's invited to his wedding--

By Howard Stark, Iron Man's father. Wow she can just sense Mike's jealousy.]

Done. Though if I'm just there so you can have a pretty trinket on your arm, we might have to have a talk.