OOC ❥ Character Relationships;

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On a scale from ★ to ★★★★★, with one being 'would not hesitate to call for a sexual harassment lawsuit' and five being Harvey.

FLIRTATIOUS MEN TALLY: ||||||

CAST

★★★★

Mike Ross (fraud) | Suits Originally she treated him with more care because he belonged to Harvey--Harvey's puppy. But now they're stuck in space together and have been for some months, and Harvey is gone. Mike is a friend, and she'll take care of him. He needs someone to take care of him, and it's quite obvious. These days, it's less that she's cleaning up after his messes, and more that she's making sure he's okay after said messes. He still has a lot to learn, but if anything, there can be no doubts how much he cares about Harvey, and that's enough to soften her heart towards him.

GAME

★★★	Miles Edgeworth (jurisimpudent) | Ace Attorney Cutest puppy. Despite the fact that Mike seems to dislike him intensely, Donna can't help but keep being impressed by Edgeworth. He treats people decently regardless of their walks of life, and while his obsession with work could be worrisome, she can't really ding him for it--she and Harvey both have those moments. Overall, Donna quite likes Edgeworth, but damn if he isn't easy to make blush. Might have to tease him more just for that reason. There are a lot of issues abounding, but if she can help him at least talk to people about them, she'll consider it a job well done. What is it with lawyers and struggling to talk about ~feelings~?
★	Netherlands (handelaar) | Axis Powers Hetalia Strangely entertaining to talk to. That's probably why Irene taunts him so terribly. Still, he's fun, and she'd like to talk to him more, even if his name is Netherlands. No seriously, who names their poor child that--
★	Annie Walker (undercovergirl) | Covert Affairs She kind of suspects Annie is a spy. Okay, not seriously, but really, is that paranoia normal? Is she doing this space hell thing wrong?
★★	Rachel Berry (showmance) | Glee One word: Adorable. No seriously, Donna loves her passion for the stage and her clear love for what she's doing. That sort of thing reminds Donna of a younger her, so inspired by the stage and Shakespeare. It was inevitable that she'd take Rachel under her wing, and she'll do her best to keep that passion alive for the poor girl, stuck in a place like this.
★	Sirius Black (doggedly) | Harry Potter PLUS ONE TO THE MALES HITTING ON HER TALLY. He's cute but totally too young for her. Still, he's not bad with the compliments, so why not give the puppy a chance?
★	Lucian Enjolras (untamedantinous) | Les Miserables She admittedly probably wouldn't have spoken to him if he didn't ping her from her literary love and especially her love for the stage. He's a little awkward when he's not off inspiring people to go die on the barricades, she's finding. Ah well, just being able to talk to Enjolras is delightful, awkward or not.
★	Francis Barton (willpunchfaces) | Next Avengers What is it with puppies and their tendency to flirt with her? They must know it's never going to happen-- Regardless, after she cut through his teenager huffing, she enjoyed him well enough as a distraction. Someone's gotta get this kid to watch some movies, seriously. Maybe he'll lighten up.
★	Andy Correia (endeavors) | OC At least the number of puppies here makes it easy to stay distracted from her own woes. But seriously, this kid is a mess. There's only so much she can do for him, but hey, she tried. Maybe she'll check in later, make sure he's still alive and all.
★★	Seraphim Dias (majestyofthethrone) | OC She doesn't know much at all about Seraphim, but that's going to change very very soon. After all, she impressed Harvey and pissed off Mike because of it. That's already two points to her name. Donna needs to get to know her.
★	Regina Mills (disheartening) | Once Upon a Time But would it kill you to stop speaking in metaphors. Donna can appreciate strong-willed, sassy ladies who know what they want out of life. But something about Regina and her metaphors is a little off-putting. Maybe it's just her concern over her child, however. That's entirely plausible, of course.
★★	Agent York (logicunlocked) | Red vs Blue He's a bro, a casual friend, and a good drinking partner. He took her out for drinks and as far as she's concerned, he's good enough company to keep up the tradition. He's not too serious and she sorely needs that in a place like this; it's closer to how she functions. She's kind of getting the idea that there are Some Issues abounding, but hey. No need to stop going for drinks while she finds out just what's up.
★★	Irene Adler (adlered) | Sherlock (BBC) An elegant blackmailer. Someone Donna absolutely needs to meet in person soon; it's been a long time since she's enjoyed chatting with someone even over text. Not that that's a big surprise. If anything, she'd like to believe that Irene Adler is her sort of person. Clever, elegant, and not afraid to bend the boundaries--yes, Donna is quite enjoying Irene.
★★★	Irene Adler (evading) | Sherlock Holmes (2009) They are definitely birds of a feather. Irene Adler (again! unsurprisingly, really) is already on her list of Excellent People to Know. The more she speaks with Irene, the more she enjoys the other's wit and cleverness. They have similar priorities, and Donna's starting to realize where a good deal of the intelligence on this ship lies (of both varieties). Be still, her literary heart.
★	Hikaru Sulu (leaps) | Star Trek LOOK IT'S A STAR TREK. Ahem. His presence makes Donna happy, deep in her geeky Trekkie soul. Must meet all of the Star Treks. Except wow, someone needs to breathe some life into this guy's life.
★	Castiel (rebelled) | Supernatural Is there something wrong with you-- Okay no but seriously, she's starting to think that some of the things people say on this ship are just one big joke. But hey, he certainly fits the moniker of 'angel' when she really thinks about it.
★★	Meg (blasphemous) | Supernatural Really fantastic (demon???) to be honest. Sassy and has a good sense of humor. Donna is always so pleased to meet sassy strong ladies. More good friendships to come, she can sense it. Possibly Yoga Club too, even if club organizing isn't really her thing. It's not a bad idea.
★★	Lydia Martin (mathematically) | Teen Wolf Can she please take you under her wing and teach you how to be a badass sassy lady? Lydia already has all of the necessary ingredients for it, and Donna likes her quite a lot. It was meant to be, alright. She's going to make this happen--they have a pseudo-contract in place, and that's good enough. She'll have to check in on her pseudo-pupil often, that's for sure.
★★★	Jenna Sommers (unparental) | The Vampire Diaries Sincerely considering the possibility of having found an alternate self here. Jenna is a badass and a spacemom and overall is flawless. Donna can say that because she is too, and it takes one to know one. Jenna has certainly impressed her, and that's something she's going to remember during her time here. But she's also starting to realize that Jenna has bitten off a lot with taking up therapy duties in a place like this. Someone's gotta make sure she gets some chill time, and Donna is up to the task. Also a vampire, which is really awesome.
★★	Neal Caffrey (became) | White Collar People as charming as Neal Caffrey shouldn't be allowed to exist. Except that he's fun and he knows Shakespeare and is quite cultured and he's attractive and he knows it. She'll grant him that he's a great deal of fun, but she's not so easy as that, to be taken in by just a charming grin and an attractive face.
★	Peter Burke (suit) | White Collar A thoroughly reliable FBI agent. So thoroughly reliable it makes her wonder a bit, seriously, do people as reliable as that really exist besides Harvey, of course. Still, knowing an FBI agent in a place like this is a good life choice, and he'd be interesting regardless for that fact that a guy so law abiding is connected to Neal Caffrey. Oh the stories she'd like to hear.

Gone

★★★★★	Harvey Specter (lawyer) | Suits Harvey is her bro. Harvey is her not!husband, he's her boss, he's the epitome of BrOTP with her. Harvey is a lot of things to her, and that is why Donna will, generally speaking, do anything Harvey needs or wants. And she'll do even more to protect him, even if he doesn't want it. Loyalty runs deep for her and Harvey. She'd do anything for him, and she trusts that he would do the same for her. In the meantime, she will be his sassy sidekick and ask about his sex life, because what else do you do for your bro? Please come back. And bring ice cream--you owe her.
★	Larry Butz (biffail) | Ace Attorney ONE MORE TO THE TALLY OF FLIRTATIOUS MEN. His lines were cliche and cheesy and he seems clueless and slightly not all put together. Overall he's not the sort of person that Donna gives the time of day, but he's connected to Edgeworth and he did make her laugh. There are worse fates in space hell. And nothing of value was lost.
★★★★	Rachel Zane (firms) | Suits Rachel, Rachel, Rachel--Donna's current lawyerly BFF, source of gossip and gal-talk, and overall someone who she will always be right there to help in her train wreck of a life--so long as she can amuse herself at the same time. But she's definitely happier to have Rachel around, and she'll never deny that. Best friends don't leave best friends alone with staplers. You owe her big time, Rachel Zane.

Last Updated: 03/04/13