IC ❥ Voicemail;

[executiveassistant]

You've reached the voicemail of Donna Paulsen. I am currently unavailable, but if you leave your name and a brief description of what you need, I will get back to you just as soon as I can.

Thank you.

[ Beep! ]

Comments

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[firms]

This went lesbian quickly.

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[executiveassistant]

Objections?

[she is legitimately curious]

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[firms]

None.

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[executiveassistant]

Good. Then we can be the Bonds, winning all of the lovely ladies and being destructive with alcohol and firearms.

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[firms]

And explosions.

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[executiveassistant]

And explosions.

Oh well. Since James Bond is gone, we'll have to make due with other plans of action. I've always wanted to be a pirate. Space pirate sounds even better.

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[firms]

Or space cowboy.

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[executiveassistant]

An option, but significantly less exciting than space pirates.

I will let you know when I successfully have found some space pirates.

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[firms]

Sounds good.