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You've reached the voicemail of Donna Paulsen. I am currently unavailable, but if you leave your name and a brief description of what you need, I will get back to you just as soon as I can.

If you have business with Harvey Specter, please state your business, and I will get back to you sooner.

Thank you.

[Beep!]

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donna can we have a house

Take it up with daddy.

I'm sorry, did I say I would be living with you?

we're not?

[. . .]

Take it up with daddy.

[Ugh what is going on here.]

but

nevermind

also that's gross, harvey can't be a dad

And why's that?

harvey + children = WHY WOULD YOU EVER

I didn't take it that far, you did. I take no responsibility for this.

you led the horse to water, donna!!!

But I didn't force you to drink.

Look, next time you try to argue via metaphor, at least use a metaphor that doesn't go against your argument.

either way we're both thinking of harvey as a dad right now aren't we?

No, you're thinking of Harvey as a dad. I'm thinking of horses.

of all the things to focus on, you focus on that

Would you rather I ignore what you say, because I can do that too.

first you kick me to the curb and then you leave me with horrible mental images, how could you!!!

Mike Ross are you yelling at me.

[through text.]

no

sorry

I'll get back to you on the living arrangements.

[ciao]

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