Somarium/Outdated ❥ Voicemail;

[executiveassistant]

You've reached the voicemail of Donna Paulsen. I am currently unavailable, but if you leave your name and a brief description of what you need, I will get back to you just as soon as I can.

If you have business with Harvey Specter, please state your business, and I will get back to you sooner.

Thank you.

[Beep!]

Comments

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[officepolitics]

donna can we have a house

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[executiveassistant]

Take it up with daddy.

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[executiveassistant]

I'm sorry, did I say I would be living with you?

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[showmanship]

This is one Howard Stark requesting the kindness and generosity of Miss Paulsen to pick up her phone. Darling, we may or may not have to reschedule our dinner date depending on your answer to the following:

Would you care to come to a superhero's wedding?

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[executiveassistant]

[Oh. Well.

...

Superhero, huh.]

It's inventive, I'll give you that one. Do I get to know which superhero is getting hitched, then?

[that's. Pretty much a yes regardless.]

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[officepolitics]

donna, please tell harvey i'm not being a magical girl

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[executiveassistant]

[Excuse you, she's busy. On a date.]

Behave, children. I'm not coming home to either of you dressed in a skirt.

not here; dated to sometime after everyone has been evacuated to Ob Holm

[technetronic]

[Tony has heard interesting things about his lawyers. This is his attempt at this thing called discretion.

While Stark Industries' base of operations is still in Somarium there are still paperwork that can be done and even if they haven't passed the bar yet, a lawyer brain to look at stuff is very useful. Tony has hijacked the latest one and added his own... additions to it. It's going to Donna because you don't keep secrets from your assistant and she is probably going to be more discrete about it than him just going up to Harvey and handing it to them.

Two packages arrive addressed to Donna, one contains paperwork and the other has a note on the front saying 'Make sure your boss gets these. If Mike Ross doesn't like the flavors I can get them swapped. ;)' The contents of the second package is flavoured condoms and lube.]

not here and totally OOC, because why not

[amygdalae]

not here;

[showmanship]

[It's the day after they reach Ob Holm that Howard strikes.

Certainly enough things are still on edge concerning what happened with Steve and perhaps that's why he needs to do something to take it off his mind since he... alas, cannot do much of anything since he's not a frontlines man. It kind of reminds him of the evacuation of Somarium when he suddenly realized he hadn't had the time to speak with most of the lovely ladies he had associated himself with.

So that's probably why each and every single one of them is finding a bouquet of flowers in their respective living spaces along with a simple box of chocolates.

Except Howard's not rude enough to give them all the same exact thing.

Donna's bouquet is tied up with a ribbon the same color as her dress the night of Steve and Peggy's wedding. Her chocolates are in a heart box because he feels like being cheeky.

There's a small card that reads:

Give me a call when you're up, Sleeping Beauty. I do miss the sound of your voice.

-H. Stark]

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[pepperedsmile]

[Dated to a couple of days after her coffee date with Mike.]

I think that a shopping day is well overdue for the both of us. Are you free?

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[executiveassistant]

Pepper! Are you a sight for sore eyes!

[Smiiiile.]

I've been going stir crazy here. When do you want to meet up?

text; SPAMMING YOUR INBOX, NBD.

[pepperedsmile]

[This text was sent during Pepper's coffee date with Mike.]

I need some advice.

text; IT'S OKAY BECAUSE ILU

[executiveassistant]

[Oh. Well she'll respond quickly enough to that.]

I'm all ears and a wellspring of good advice.

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[fixuplooksharp]

Something is rotten in the state of Denmark.

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[executiveassistant]

I'd say "Heaven will direct it", but that'd be a bold-faced lie, and Horatio doesn't deserve that defamation of character.

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[fixuplooksharp]

[There's the sound of Harvey clearing his throat on the other end.]

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[executiveassistant]

[Yeah she doesn't even have to think about it.]

I know.

[Just. Light-hearted.]

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[fixuplooksharp]

Baby's first gay crisis. Most hilarious thing I've seen in days.

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[executiveassistant]

Deets, but nothing too tmi or I'm turning off the Blackberry rip-off.

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[amygdalae]

Code Puppy.

He seems to have trouble being able to define his relationship with Mr. Specter.

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[executiveassistant]

Is he having another gay crisis or is he having a problem with defining what a "relationship" is?

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[officepolitics]

Harvey's still sulking about me dreaming about Trevor. Literally sulking.

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[executiveassistant]

[...PFFF.]

You have wounded the most sensitive part of him, after all.

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[fixuplooksharp]

I need you to dream about my office and everything in it.

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[executiveassistant]

Miss your balls that much, do you?