IC ❥ Voicemail;

[executiveassistant]

You've reached the voicemail of Donna Paulsen. I am currently unavailable, but if you leave your name and a brief description of what you need, I will get back to you just as soon as I can.

Thank you.

[ Beep! ]

Comments

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[executiveassistant]

C) all of the above. You didn't want to be a Bond Girl, no matter how good the booze.

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[firms]

Deep down I think we all want to be a Bond girl.

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[executiveassistant]

Uh, no. If I'm going to be in a Bond movie, I'm going to be a lead role, not the short sex scene and inevitable death.

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[firms]

Definitely not the short sex scene. Or the death. You're right. We can be our own Bonds. Jane and Jane Bond.

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[executiveassistant]

See? That's significantly better. Then we get all of the guns and booze and hot ladies.

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[firms]

This went lesbian quickly.

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[executiveassistant]

Objections?

[she is legitimately curious]

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[firms]

None.

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[executiveassistant]

Good. Then we can be the Bonds, winning all of the lovely ladies and being destructive with alcohol and firearms.

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[firms]

And explosions.

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[executiveassistant]

And explosions.

Oh well. Since James Bond is gone, we'll have to make due with other plans of action. I've always wanted to be a pirate. Space pirate sounds even better.

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[firms]

Or space cowboy.

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[executiveassistant]

An option, but significantly less exciting than space pirates.

I will let you know when I successfully have found some space pirates.

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[firms]

Sounds good.