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Somarium/Outdated ❥ Voicemail;

You've reached the voicemail of Donna Paulsen. I am currently unavailable, but if you leave your name and a brief description of what you need, I will get back to you just as soon as I can.

If you have business with Harvey Specter, please state your business, and I will get back to you sooner.

Thank you.

[Beep!]

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donna, please tell harvey i'm not being a magical girl

[Excuse you, she's busy. On a date.]

Behave, children. I'm not coming home to either of you dressed in a skirt.

i don't want to be a magical girl

Good, we're on the same page.

Tell Harvey if I come home to either of you dressed up as a magical girl, I won't introduce him to Hawkeye.

Completely and utterly would not be my fault.

Goodbye.

[She is on a date, Mike.

Don't text her again if you value your life.]

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