Somarium/Outdated ❥ Voicemail;

[executiveassistant]

You've reached the voicemail of Donna Paulsen. I am currently unavailable, but if you leave your name and a brief description of what you need, I will get back to you just as soon as I can.

If you have business with Harvey Specter, please state your business, and I will get back to you sooner.

Thank you.

[Beep!]

Comments

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[executiveassistant]

Any metaphor that makes me out to be older than it should ought to be tossed out right now.

[:V

Ahem.]

I'm aware of exactly what it changes.

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[fixuplooksharp]

Do you feel threatened in any way? Am I sensing some hostility in your tone?

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[executiveassistant]

[This would be an impressive eyebrow raise if you could see it.]

Is Mike going to start taking all of your calls?

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[fixuplooksharp]

No. But you know...

[Do you really want him to talk about his feelings?]

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[executiveassistant]

[...if it's bothering him. H u h.]

I'm not worried. You wanna know why?

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[fixuplooksharp]

[Dead silence.]

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[executiveassistant]

[Don't be a baby, Harvey.]

Two things.

A, you still need me, and the thought that I would be threatened by Mike is hilarious, I'm not even going to lie.

B, and far more importantly, feelings are good for you, Harvey.

[it's okay to have them.]

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[fixuplooksharp]

[See last picture for his face right now. Except less "Don't take Mike away" to "I don't want feelings." Not like you can see it, but you can hear it in his voice.]

Is that all? I didn't realise you needed feelings to have fun.

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[executiveassistant]

[Deal, Harvey. Anyway, she knows precisely what face he's wearing.]

You're moping too much for this to just be some fun. And your tie was looser than usual.

[Which points to feelings.]

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[fixuplooksharp]

You can make a fortune reading people's ties. Have you ever considered that as a side business?

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[executiveassistant]

No--most people are more in touch with their emotions and don't need me to point it out to them.

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[fixuplooksharp]

Good day Donna, I'm going to go change my tie.

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[executiveassistant]

Don't pick the grey one, you only wear that one when you know I'm right.

[you were thinking about it--

Ahem.

Click!]